Nicknamed the Sunshine State of the United States, Florida is located in the southeastern region of the US.The state shares its borders with Georgia, Alabama, the Bahamas and the Atlantic Ocean, and the Gulf of Mexico. The motto of this US state is ‘In God We Trust’.The capital city of Florida is Tallahassee but the largest city in this southeastern US state is Jacksonville. Over the years, several greats from all across the world and primarily the United States are spending a significant part of their life living in Florida and have spoken about their life experiences or learnings from Florida.Miami is the largest metropolitan area in Florida. People with varying travel purposes fly to Florida as it is famous for its amusement parks, especially Disney World and is home to some of the best beach resorts owing to its sunny climate. Scroll down to read these Florida quotes which are sure to give you a feeling of wanderlust.Funny Florida Quotes[IMAGE](This list of Florida quotes might lead you to roll on the floor laughing your heart out.)Over the years, people have had several funny experiences during their trips to this US state and have also encountered some of the funniest practices in the state.“There is only one problem in taking a winter vacation in Florida. You spend two weeks getting a deep, rich, golden tan— then they hand you the bill and you’re pale again.”- Robert Orben.“I live in Florida and people are crazy here. And I say that lovingly.”- Amy Simetz.“When life gives you lemons, hand them back and ask for Florida oranges.”- UnknownDo you know where this quote originated? Please let us know at [email protected].“My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.”- Jerry Seinfield.“I like Florida. Everything is in the ’80s. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”- George Carlin.“It’s Florida. Hair is just an extra sweater I’m forced to wear.”- Emma Gonzalez.“Florida is so hot that when old people retire and move to Florida it’s because they want to start practicing to hell.”- Seth Lyon.“Sometimes I think I’ve figured out some order in the universe, but then I find myself in Florida.”- Susan Orlean.“I absolutely love the balance between New York and Miami because I go to New York and I get so inspired and it’s really busy and it’s like the real city and then I come to Miami and I’m just in a happy place.”- Nina Agdal.“It doesn’t matter how much I think I know about Florida; it still flips me on the head every time. It’s just an absurd, electric place, and the stories that can come out of that place just never stop.”- Matt Passmore.“Wade tried to imagine Florida before the advent of man, but couldn’t. The landscape seemed too thoroughly colonized – the trailers, factory outlets, and cocktail shacks of the world below. He decided that if human beings took over the moon, they’d probably just turn it into Florida.”- Douglas Coupland.“If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that’s not your girlfriend any more.”- UnknownDo you know where this quote originated? Please let us know at [email protected].“If a novel were written about Florida’s administration of its healthcare for the working poor, an appropriate title might be: ‘don’t get sick, and God help you if you do.”- Joy Reid.“A sunny state with winter only in name: Winter Garden, Winter Park, Winter Haven.”- UnknownDo you know where this quote originated? Please let us know at [email protected].“I happen to know that Florida is now working on something that could revolutionize its real estate market. It’s an alligator that eats crabgrass.”- Robert Orben.“Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but I can tell you things about Florida and alligators, let you make the connection all on your own.”- Terry Brooks.“I grew up in Florida riding horses, so for the majority of my life I was either in boots and jeans or a bathing suit.”- Kate Upton.“I’m pretty sure my house in Florida is haunted! He’s a nice ghost though.”- Ariana Grande.“The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above ‘functionally retarded’.”- Tucker Max.“A lot of people stop short. They don’t actually die but they say, ‘right I’m old, and I’m going to retire,’ and then they dwindle into nothing. They go off to Florida and become jolly boring.”- Mary Wesley.“One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is to lose to Florida.”- Herschel Walker.“My backyard was replete with madness; it just grew indigenously in South Florida.”- Karen Russell.“Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.”- Dave Barry.“Florida is a crazy place, and I have played some of the wildest shows of my life here.”- Henry Rollins.“Florida’s nice and warm, there’s all sorts of stuff living there that shouldn’t be there!”- Jeremy Wade.“I’ve decided that I no longer want to be an adult so if anyone needs me, I’ll be in Key West.“Florida Quotes About The WeatherThe Orange State of the US is famous for its beach resorts primarily due to the sunny climate and serene beaches.“It’s always sunny in the Sunshine State. Except for at night.”- Jarod Kintz.“There is a name for people who dislike winter…Floridians.”- UnknownDo you know where this quote originated? Please let us know at [email protected].“They call Florida the “Sunshine State,” which is funny because in the twelve years I lived here, it was only sunny for like twenty minutes – when the eye of the hurricane passed over my house.”- Seth Lyon.“It’s not palm trees and neon signs in Florida; it’s strip malls, highways, hot sun beating down on you.”- Patty Jenkins.“Anytime I get down to Miami, it’s a wonderful thing.”- Bill Goldberg.“I love Miami: great town, always loved it, a great place to play basketball.”- Chris Bosh.“I like anywhere with a beach. A beach and warm weather are all I really need. I like going to Florida – to Miami and to visit my mom in Fort Meyers.”- Rob Gronkowski.“No winter coats in Florida, no boots, no chains, no salt, no plows, and shovels. In the balmy state of Florida, fruits fell in the meanest yard.”- Christine Schutt.“A person should always be willing to adjust for a rainy day. That was a good attitude in all of life but was a reality to the way of life for those residing in Florida.”- M. Reali-Elliott.“That’s one of the reasons I moved to Florida. Of course, the main reason is the weather and the training. But there’s more jealousy in Switzerland because it’s so little and they don’t have so many athletes.”- Martina Hingis.“The Florida skies are like no other, with cloud formations that are awesome! Even when it rains, the sun shines through the drops.”- Connie Letang.“How many people are moving up toward Antarctica, or the Arctic? Most people move down to Texas and Florida, where it’s a little bit warmer.”- Ron Johnson.“Florida… does beguile and gratify me—giving me my first and last (evidently) sense of the tropics, or a peu pres, the subtropics, and revealing to me blandness in nature of which I had no idea.”- Henry James.“I hear it’s hot in Florida. And it’s raining here tonight. But the sun’s gonna shine tomorrow. And I’m gonna do alright.”- ‘Turn The Lights Out When You Leave’, Elton John, 2004.Florida Quotes About The BeachThe state of Florida is home to the city of Miami which is renowned for its several beaches and the fun life it offers.“I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.”- Emo Philips.“A bad day in Florida is still better than a good day anywhere else.”- Unknown**Do you know where this quote originated? Please let us know at [email protected].“I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, ‘Twelve minutes or twelve hours. Depends on which beach you want to go.’”- Jarod Kintz.“My relationship with Florida is fraught because I didn’t want to be living there always, but then after I left, I really missed it."-Sarah Gerard"I am big into water sports and just being out on the water. That is second nature to me, being from Florida.”- Jake Owen.“Here in Florida, we have something special we never enjoyed at Disneyland – the blessing of size. There’s enough land here to hold all the ideas and plans we can possibly imagine.”- Walt Disney.“Miami Beach is a completely interesting hybrid because it is, on the one hand, a resort and, on the other hand, a real city. This condition of the city and water on two sides I think is really amazing.”- Rem Koolhass.“Growing up in Florida was really amazing. I spent most of my time at the beach.”- Cassadee Pope.“Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.”– Rick Riordan"I grew up down in Florida, and in the keys, there’s this place called a sea camp which was not unlike a space camp, except you explored the sea. And so that kind of whetted my appetite for that.”- Joe Lo Truglio.“I go to Florida sometimes for vacation. I actually really like Florida. It’s a weird place, it’s surreal. It’s so close, but you feel like you’re in another world or on an island.”- Jemima Kirke.“I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day – that’s what my desk is.”- Ted Bell.“One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water, and the beach – of course – and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.”- Oksana Baiul.“I have to remind the people who put down East Coast surfing that Kelly Slater is from Florida.”- Don Winslow.“Off the Florida Keys, there’s a place called Kokomo, that’s where you want to go to get away from it all.”- ‘Kokomo’, The Beach Boys, 1998.“I’ve often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state’s rights issue. It is abundantly clear that the State of Florida does not want drilling to negatively affect its beaches and shores.”- Jeff Miller.“The thing that’s really cool for me about Miami Beach is you have this dichotomy between sunlight and family and happiness and innocence and then at night, darker, stranger mob stuff sort of comes out. It seems like a storytelling engine.”- Mitch Glazer.Florida Quotes About TravelingFlorida is undoubtedly a traveler’s paradise, offering attractions like the Kennedy Space Centre, Walt Disney World, Universal Studios Orlando, and the numerous Miami beaches.“Florida isn’t so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.”- Douglas Coupland.“I am absolutely convinced that Florida will become the most exciting place in the world to live and work.”- Rick Scott.“Florida is different things to different people. To some, Florida is a paradise. It is warm water, sun-drenched beaches, mysterious swamps, and stunning coral reefs.”- Perry Chang.“The great thing about Florida is you – each city’s about two hours’ drive from everywhere else.”- John Cleese.“Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane.”- Tom Feeney.“Florida is a most unusual place. It can feel at once stifling and like anything is possible there.”- Laura Van Den Berg.“Florida is a golden word…The very name Florida carried the message of warmth and ease and comfort. It was irresistible.”- John Steinbeck.“The Florida Peninsula is, in fact, an emerging plateau, honeycombed with voids, vents, caves, and underground waterways. Travelers on interstate highway I-75 have no idea that, beneath them, are cave labyrinths still being mapped by speleologists – ‘cavers’, they prefer to be called.”- Randy Wayne White.“There are characteristics of central Florida you don’t see anywhere else. It’s quite beautiful.”- Sean Baker.“I represent Orlando, Florida, the world’s number one vacation destination.”- Ric Keller.“Being from Miami, you’re used to the fact that your home is a vacation spot. But that’s what makes Miami one of the best places in the world. We’re so rich in different cultures, being so close to Haiti, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico.”- Flo Rida.“What I like about South Florida is there’s a good quality of life here; the cost of living is much lower than Silicon Valley.”- Rony Abovitz.“Florida has tons of entertainment opportunities because Walt Disney World and Universal Studios are there.”- Kevin Richardson.“Florida is a strange place: hot, beautiful, ugly. I love it here, and how nothing makes sense but still, somehow, there is a rhythm.”- Roxane Gay.“Every winter my wife and I take a week off and go to a resort in Florida.”- John C. Bogle.“I lived in Canada when I was younger and my parents bought a 1970s caravan. My earliest holiday memory is driving it down the East Coast of the United States to Florida, where we went to Walt Disney World.”- Kris Marshall.“Florida tends to be one of those places that people like to play in the winter.”- Gary Bongiovanni.“If you can afford a vacation home in Florida, you should be able to pay the taxes.”- Ken Wilkinson.“When I go to Florida for Christmas, I always take my nieces and nephews out on excursions…I become like a big kid again. We go on all the big rides at the theme parks or I stick them in go-karts where their feet can’t quite reach the pedals.”- John Barrowman.“What’s special about Miami is the collision of cultures. And the white sand beaches and fantastic restaurants.”- Jeffrey Dean Morgan.“I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami in their lifetimes. I think it is on the same level as seeing the pyramids in Giza for many people.”- Jim Drain.“Florida is a place of unparalleled diversity of backgrounds, experiences, and vision. It makes our culture unique, but it can also make it difficult to define a common identity and create a sense of community that reaches beyond our neighborhoods to all corners of our state.”- Jeb Blush.“In Miami, there’s a Latin flavor, and I just love every bit of it.- Ryan Guzman.“The wealth of South Florida, but even more important, the meaning and significance of South Florida lies in the black muck of the Everglades and the inevitable development of this country to be the great topic agricultural center of the world.”- Marjory Stoneman Douglas.
Nicknamed the Sunshine State of the United States, Florida is located in the southeastern region of the US.
