Do you love ‘Trailer Park Boys’ and their witty quotes?Go through our list of ‘Trailer Park Boys’ quotes to find some great and funny ‘Trailer Park Boys’ quotes alongside some of the best ‘Trailer Park Boys’ sayings. These include some of the famous Rickyisms, too, which will make you roll on the floor chortling.‘Trailer Park Boys’ first aired in 2001, slowly climbing its way to success and finally being adopted by Netflix in 2014. The show revolves around Sunnyvale Trailer Park residents Julian (John Paul Tremblay), Ricky (Robb Wells), and Bubbles (Mike Smith) trying to earn money by committing petty crimes all the while trying to avoid the police. The park’s vindictive alcoholic supervisor Jim Lahey (John Dunsworth) and his assistant and romantic partner, Randy (Patrick Roach), often interfere with the trio’s plans and complicate them.Here are some of the best ‘Trailer Park Boys’ lines and jokes with great Ricky ‘Trailer Park Boys’ quotes, Randy Bobandy quotes, best Lahey quotes, and some of the greatest ‘Trailer Park Boy’ quotes. These quotes are from the ‘I am the liquor’ episode and many others. Enjoy!For more quotes, take a look at these ‘The Office’ love quotes and ‘Parks and Rec’ quotes.Trailer Park Boys RickyismsRicky’s solecism led to the fans terming it as “Rickyisms”. Here are some of his best Rickyisms.1. “Worst case Ontario."-Season 5, Episode 52. “Save me some of those sweet empowered chicken things."-Season 2, Episode 53. “Beauty is in the eye when you hold her."-Season 8, Episode 64. “Don’t judge a cover of a book by its look."-Season 10, Episode 25. “For the Gooder of Us All."-Season 10, Episode 66. “Good things come to those at the gate."-Ricky.7. “Hit ’em with everything we caught."-Season 9, Episode 78. “A link is only as long as your longest strong chain."-Season 8, Episode 99. “It’s all water under the fridge."-Season 8, Episode 110. “Do you wanna get married by me?"-Season 1, Episode 511. “I’m not going to put my dad in jeopardization."-Ricky.12. “It’s better to have a gun and need it than to not have a gun and not need it."-Ricky.13. “Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around."-Season 1, Episode 314. “He passed with flying carpets."-Season 4, Episode 715. “It doesn’t take rocket appliances to know that…."-Season 3, Episode 816. “Lucy, I will make you have an eternity test if I have to."-Season 7, Episode 217. “I’m not a pessimist; I’m an optometrist."-Season 6, Episode 518. “One man’s garbage is another man person’s good un-garbage."-Season 6, Episode 319. “We just gotta quantratine the plants, man."-Season 2, Episode 420. “Do you have a search warranty?"-Season 4, Episode 121. “Survival of the fitness, boys."-Season 7, Episode 622. “I feel like my brain is short circulating."-Season 8, Episode 323. “So, I’m going to do what the old man used to always say. ‘Let guy bonds be guy bonds.’"-Season 9, Episode 1’Trailer Park Boys’ Ricky Quotes‍Here are some of the best Ricky quotes!24. “The thing is, in order to stop breakin’ the law is we gotta break the law just for a couple of minutes, and then we’re gonna be done, retired."-Ricky.25. “I’d like to make a request under the People’s Freedom of Choices and Voices Act to be able to smoke an’ swear in your courtroom."-Season 3, Episode 326. “What are you doin’ using your big school words; just use normal people words and I’ll understand what you’re talkin’ about."-Season 2, Episode 227. “A lot of people might say I’m stupid; I don’t know; I don’t think I am. I’m probably smarter than that, I mean. This thing here’s smarter than me, I guess, but it has a battery."-Season 5, Episode 728. “Rocket people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?"-Season 4, Episode 229. “When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal things once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person."-Season 5, Episode 830. “I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin’."-Season 5, Episode 631. “I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory. In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory."-Season 2, Episode 332. “I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I’m just happy I’m in a position where I can do something like that."-Season 3, Episode 133. “It’s gonna happen anyway whether you are or you’re not."-Season 1, Episode 534. “I just wanna get drunk and eat chicken fingers."-Season 1, Episode 235. “Rush’s don’t do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about… how trees are talking to each other, and how different sides of your brain works, and outer space nonsense."-Season 3, Episode 536. “Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good."-Season 3, Episode 337. “I don’t have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me."-Season 4, Episode 238. “Thing with me is that… I am smart. And I’m self-smarted basically by myself."-Season 5, Episode 1039. “How can a peanut kill someone? It’s not even a person."-Season 8, Episode 740. “Lucy, I’ll be a better father than you will ever be."-Season 4, Episode 641. “If I get my grade 10, I’ll be kind of an equaller person to Julian."-Season 2, Episode 442. “Why are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?- Season 3, Episode 643. “Instead of breaking the law big time for a big pay day, you gotta break the law a lot but little tiny crimes."-Season 3, Episode 344. “I’ve always believed do unto others as you would do unto you."-Season 4, Episode 145. “After today we’re gonna be a legal family. It’s gonna be pretty cool, right, it’s gonna be on paper and everything."-Ricky.46. Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some “ja-lap-ano” chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I’ll hang out with you for a bit.— Season 2, Episode 6’Trailer Park Boys’ The Best Jim Lahey Quotes‍Here are some awesome Mr Lahey quotes.47. “Let the liquor do the thinkin’, bud."-Season 7, Episode 848. “You can destroy this liquor, but you, you’ll never destroy THE liquor… Because it’s bigger than all of us!“Season 5, Episode 949. “I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess who I’m gonna shoot first. Will it be you Rick?"-Season 4, Episode 850. “I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick."-Season 2, Episode 151. “Listen, I was unaware that I had an appointment with you fine people today. As it turns out I have another engagement: I plan to get drunk!"-Season 2, Episode 252. “I learned a very valuable lesson lately, Randy. You can’t change people."-Season 5, Episode 953. “You are the dumbest cop on the force, George. The dumbest."-Season 4, Episode 854. “Nice disguise, Bubs. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can’t fool the FB-Me."-Season 7, Episode 855. “Randy, I’ve decided to lay off the food for a bit, and go on the booze."-Season 5, Episode 956. “These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking."-Season 7, Episode 857. “I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it."-Season 10, Episode 258. “The liquor feels like a familiar pair of slippers that you put on and sit in front of the fire."-Season 9, Episode 7’Trailer Park Boys’ Julian QuotesThe schemer and the mild one is Julian. His amazing quotes are listed below.59. “Julian: Bubbles, what happened to my trailer park, man?Ricky: Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here or something, man."-Season 2, Episode 160. “Julian: I want you outta that car in two days though, Ricky.Ricky: No more than two weeks, I promise."-Season 1, Episode 161. “Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike."-Season 3, Episode 662. “Trevor: We’re not stupid Julian.Julian: Yes you are stupid, that’s why I have to tell you this."-Season 3, Episode 2’Trailer Park Boys’ Bubbles QuotesHere are some of the best TPB quotes from Bubbles.63. “You look kind of French with your little mustache, there. I’m gonna call you Steve French! That’s a good name for you."-Season 4, Episode 664. “On special occasions, I always pound the liquor into me, Julian."-Season 4, Episode 165. “Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won’t resist. I’ll be in my shed hyperventilating."-Season 5, Episode 866. “Ricky: What was that?Bubbles: Take a guess! What are sirens usually bolted to the roof of?"-Ricky and Bubbles, ‘Trailer Park Boys'67. “No cat of mine is gonna live in a car."-Season 1, Episode 268. “I can’t go to jail. Who will look after my kitties?"-Season 2, Episode 369. “Boys, my legs are all jankity-janked."-Season 7, Episode 670. “Well, that’s a little harsh. He’s not a punk. He might be a bit of a goof, but he’s not a punk."-Season 3, Episode 4’Trailer Park Boys’ One-LinersLet’s see if always fighting ‘Trailer Park Boys’ patch up with these one-liners!71. “Know what I’m sayin’?"— J-Roc, Multiple Episodes72. “I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mommy’s gonna get mad at me."— Trinity, Season 1, Episode 473. “This man can’t represent anyone…Your Honor! He’s a complete and total idiot!"— Prosecutor, Season 3, Episode 374. “What are you looking at my gut for?"— Phil Collins, Season 7, Episode 575. “My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy’s gut and cheeseburger."— J-Roc, Season 3, Episode 476. “It’s hard to admit it but, Mum, I’m white."— J-Roc, Season 3, Episode 477. “It’s all about the bacon and the sparrows buddy."— Ray LaFleur, Season 5, Episode 5Best ‘Trailer Park Boys’ Quotes From Other CharactersAnd last but not the least, here are some of the greatest ‘Trailer Park Boys’ sayings from some of the less prominent characters!78. “Listen boy, when you’re under my roof, it’s my rules, and burgers is all about them rules. Burgers were good to me and they’re good to you!"— Phil Collins, Season 7, Episode 579. “Jamie, how many 29 year old record company presidents operate out of their mom’s trailers? Know what I’m sayin’?"— Linda, Season 3, Episode 480. “I spin more rhymes than a Lazy Susan, and I’m innocent until my guilt is proven."— J-Roc, Season 3, Episode 3Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for ‘Trailer Park Boys’ quotes, then why not take a look at ‘How I Met Your Mother’ quotes, or Chandler Bing quotes.

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