‘Frasier’ is the most well-written sitcom in entire US television history.With the entire cast of comedy legends, which one can rarely spot these days, the show still stands to be intellectual and way more hilarious. Before starting, let’s give you a quick recap.Frasier Crane, a successful therapist from Boston, moves to Seattle for a new start. He has a radio talk show as a radio psychiatrist. But there are times when he struggles with his problems, like his unstable man-father, Martin Crane, his overambitious brother, his friends, his sons, Niles Crane and Frasier, and his co-workers.Not so many sitcoms have aged well and are remembered well after their original airing. But ‘Frasier’ is one series. That continues to stand the test of time. The series is as hilarious as it was two decades back.Here we have mentioned 66 Frasier quotes that are as good now as they were original. The list could have gone on and on with no end, but we have tried to limit ourselves.Cute Frasier QuotesFrasier quotes are cute, hilarious, and memorable. Especially the relationship between the brothers, Frasier and Niles Crane (Crane boys), is still the best thing in the entire series.So we have decided to categorize all of the Frasier quotes. Below are cute Frasier quotes from all seasons.“Niles, I would shave my head for you.’ ‘A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year."-Frasier Crane.“Niles gotta have it!"-Niles Crane.“You stole my mommy!"-Frasier Crane.“I had a reason. Fridge pants."-Martin Crane.“I’ll never understand how two men like you could be spawned from that sweet, courageous old astronaut."-Martin Crane.“A handshake is as good as a hug."-Hester.“He may smell like swamp gas, but his spelling’s improving."-Frasier Crane.“I haven’t got time to stand here listening to your insanity-I’ve got to go steal a get well card from a kidney patient."-Frasier Crane.“No, no, my little worry-wort-there’s no such thing as a Nutrasweet drip."-Niles Crane.“I may not be able to defend all of my actions, but when you show up to school wearing a tweed blazer and elbow patches, I think the guilt here is 50/50."-Danny Kriezel.“Maris is unable to have pets. She distrusts anything that loves her unconditionally."-Niles Crane.“I know she’s a bit touchy about her age, even though it’s not the first time she’s turned 40."-Frasier Crane.“If I had trouble taking orders from a woman, Frederick would have never been conceived."-Frasier Crane.“Oh I’m sorry, was I snippy? I didn’t realise it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!"-Frasier Crane.“You know the best thing about getting old? Your hair may turn grey, your joints may stiffen, and you may even have to walk with a can, but people will still ask you to help them move."-Martin.“He’s really funny—he’s like Jackie Gleason, only loud."-Martin.“All our appliances are on an adventure this weekend."-Frasier Crane.“The key here is restraint. And I do hope you’ll follow my lead, Becky, with the nail gun."-Frasier.“Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind."-Frasier Crane.“The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus."-Niles Crane.“I can see you’re still waiting on that spine donor."-Frasier Crane.Hilarious Frasier QuotesFrasier has been remembered for its high-brow, academic level of humor, and that is more often due to the snobbish way of life lived by the Crane brothers. There’s a point of disagreement in the entire series between the Crane brothers and their blue-collar dad, Martin. But there are also plenty of hilarious interactions between Niles and Daphne.“You think I’m pretentious?’ ‘You’d eat a worm if I gave it a French name!"-Daphne.“Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any."-Nile Crane.“There’s one area where no one has ever bested me-homework!"-Frasier Crane.“Let’s see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. My other son is jealous. Yep, life is good!"-Martin Crane.“It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers."-Niles Crane.“I’ll show you how to make ginger ale look like 50-year-old brandy."-Frasier Crane.“This lunch is a culinary Hindenburg!"-Niles Crane.“The woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun and she’d sear like an ahi tuna!"-Frasier Crane.“All my life I have dreamed of one thing: the day I could go into the library, go to the card catalogue, and see my name under “Mental illness."-Frasier.“Hundreds of radio psychiatrists all in the same location-one well-timed avalanche and the reputation of the entire psychiatric profession could be restored."-Niles Crane.“Ah there he is! The man who floats like a Lepidoptera and stings like a Hymenoptera!"-Niles.“You sound like my father—a man who believes burial is a form of age discrimination."-Frasier Crane.“It may be an unwise man who doesn’t learn from his own mistakes, but it’s an absolute idiot that doesn’t learn from other people’s."-Frasier Crane.“Frasier: Come on Dad, don’t you believe in second chances? Martin: I did…….until we had Niles."-Frasier Crane.“Sorry Duke, I can’t talk now. I’m in the twilight zone."-Martin Crane.“Oh great, my kids are having plastic surgery. That’s a nice age to get to."-Martin Crane.“Niles: What’s wrong with Maris? Martin: I’ll start. Frasier can jump in when I get hoarse.““My God, I’ve never had a night like this in my entire life! I’m a babe magnet, I’m catnip!"-Frasier Crane.“Not one more deceitful word…..your tongue could open a wine bottle!"-Frasier Crane.“Fewer nuts, more money-something I’ve been aspiring to my entire professional life."-Frasier Crane.“Maybe she’s had her fill of attractive men and is ready for a change?"-Daphne."$14 for a pound of goat’s cheese ?! For that price, I ought to be able to get a whole goat!"-Martin Crane.“30 minutes of psychobabble which could be reduced to one phrase-rain, rain, go away!"-Frasier Crane.“Nowadays the biggest risk I take is saying to Dad, “Hey, let’s go out for dinner; you pick the restaurant!"-Frasier Crane.“Daphne is cooking dinner for your date with a fictitious woman?! Why not set a place for the March Hare and The Mad Hatter ?!"-Frasier Crane.Best Frasier QuotesIt took the entire seven seasons for Niles and Daphne to finally get into a romantic relationship with one another. However, from the first season, the series presents opportunities for them to get into a romantic relationship.“You’ve got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting “Heathcliff!” across the moors!"-Frasier Crane.“In the end what We regret most are the chances We never took”-Frasier Crane.“Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any."-Niles Crane.“What we need is a good opening sentence. Something that will smack the reader right between the eyes, and then take him on a virtual roller-coaster ride of self-awareness and discovery."-Frasier Crane."‘Mature’ means old, ‘athletic’ means flat chested and ‘not model thin’ means circus fat."-Roz Doyle.“My brother is too kind. He was already eminent, while my eminence was merely… imminent."-Niles Crane.“My God, woman, I’d drive a stake through your heart but I don’t think anything could kill you!"-Frasier Crane.“The whole point of gossip is to talk behind the person’s back, not in front of them; I didn’t realize you were unclear on this concept!"-Roz Doyle.“You were 15 before you realized there was a correlation between getting beaten up every day and going to school wearing a Panama hat."-Frasier Crane.“In elementary school, I made an ashtray for Dad. It caught fire.” -Frasier Crane"If you ask me, it’s divorced people you want to watch out for. If someone’s never been married, it might just mean they’re a careful shopper, whereas your divorce will buy any old piece of fruit without even giving it a squeeze first."-Roz Doyle.“I’ve been trying to console myself with the fact that without embarrassing parents, there’d be no psychology."-Frasier Crane.“That’s why I’m going to Vietnam—Americans have never heard of it!"-Jen.“Life is a banquet!"-Frasier Crane.Memorable Frasier QuotesTalking about memorable quotes, the first season episode “Author, Author” is the one that we can’t forget. During the episode when Niles and Frasier are in a hotel room, things went hilarious as it takes no time for both to blow up on one another.“The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement."-Niles Crane.“I’m a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan."-Frasier Crane.“Am I dressed appropriately for something called Bananarama?"-Niles Crane.“Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer."-Martin.“Sleep is for people without social lives."-Frasier Crane.“I’m basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you’re a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!"-Frasier.
‘Frasier’ is the most well-written sitcom in entire US television history.
