The primary character of the ‘Despicable Me’ franchise is Felonius Gru.Gru comes from a long line of anti-heroes, as evident by a slew of sculptures of his forefathers in Dru’s lair. Although his hometown is unclear, he claimed to be from Albuquerque, New Mexico.Despite having a twin brother, Dru, he was raised alone by his mother, Marlena Gru, since infancy. Gru’s father, on the other hand, had Dru since his birth.Famous Gru QuotesGru is a tall, bald man with blue eyes, a large nose, and a broad, strong body who wears a light grey sweater beneath a black collared coat, black pants, a striped grey scarf, and shoes. He speaks with a strong accent, and his limbs and legs are noticeably larger than his torso.(Below are 15 of the most famous Gru quotes to get you laughing and motivated. Keep reading more here at Kidadl!!!)“Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?Gru: No.Agnes: Pretty please?Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“I’ll just get another loan from the bank. They love me!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Now, I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us. Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. They are true.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Yes, I have been recruited by a top-secret agency to go undercover and save the world.”-‘Despicable Me 2’, 2013.“You told me my father died of disappointment the day I was born!”-‘Despicable Me 3’, 2017.“I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Hello Lucy, this is Gru. I know up to now our relationship has been strictly professional and you’re leaving for Australia and all but, okay, here is the question. Would you like to… to go out on a date?”-‘Despicable Me 2’, 2013.“Margo: Oh, uh, can we get stuffed crust?Edith, Agnes, Jerry the Minion, Stuart the Minion: OOOOHHHH, stuffed crust.Gru: I’ll stuff you all in the crust!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010."[to the girls] Did you brush your teeth! You did not!"-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Gru: Listen close, you little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!Vector: Ooh, I’m really scared!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Agnes: The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.Gru: Mmm. Looks almost too good to even eat. Am I right?”-‘Despicable Me 3’, 2017.“I hate that guy.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Um… Okay, okay, you got me. The dentist thing is more of a hobby. In real life, I am a spy.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.Funny Gru QuotesGru is extremely strong and athletic, capable of leaping and dodging off several missiles (all at the speed of sound), fist smashing into Vector’s monitor, easily cracking the screen with no damage to his hand, and backhanding Vector’s shark with a single punch (apparently with the force of a truck).“So, all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket. And then, the moon is ours.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty…![the minions cheer]Gru: …the small one, from Las Vegas![the cheers stop]Gru: I won’t even mention the Eiffel Tower… also Vegas.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Dr. Nefario: Here’s the new weapon you ordered.Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“How do you remove them? Is there a command? Some nonstick spray? Crowbar?”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Three little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day. Then their mother came out and said, Time for kittens to go to bed…. Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Okay, that’s not helping. All right, here we go, for real this time. I can do this!… Gah, I hate you!”-‘Despicable Me 2’, 2013.“All right. Sorry about that. Where were we? -You were sitting on the toilet.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Gru: We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab. And once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the TRUE crime of the century!Gru: We… are going to steal…[the minions pull out their weapons]”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Young Gru: Mom, someday, I’m going to go to the moon.Gru’s Mom: I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys any more.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Margo: Hello? Cookies for sale!Gru: Go away, I’m not home!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Grab everything! Hit the junkyards! Take apart the cars! Who needs the bank? Let’s go. Let’s go!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.Fascinating Gru QuotesGru also has a habit of saying lightbulb every time he has an idea. He has a strange accent which is described as a blend of Ricardo Montalban and Bela Lugosi.“How about we steal the largest diamond in the WORLD?”-‘Despicable Me 3’, 2017.“Gru: Light bulb! Mr. Perkins: You don’t have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money? Gru: Apparently.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“I brought you here to continue the family business. Villainy is in your blood”-‘Despicable Me 3’, 2017.“Time for kittens to go to bed.” Three little kittens started to bawl, “Mommy, we’re not tired at all.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Lucy Wilde: Gru, call one of your munchkins!Gru: We’ve been spotted. Come get us!”-‘Despicable Me 2’, 2013.“And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back, and I will be the greatest villain of all time! That’s what I’m talking ‘bout!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Gru: Good night, Edith… Good night, Margo… Whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?Margo: My friend Avery”-‘Despicable Me 2’, 2013.“Gru: Do you speak Spanish?Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.Thought-Provoking Gru QuotesInitially, Gru was a cunning and cold-hearted guy aiming to become the greatest evil in the world. Gru began to actually love his three adoptive children as time passed, putting aside his desire to take the moon and sacrificing his life to save them from Vector, who was another villain.“One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye….”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Wait, wait! I haven’t told you what it is yet. Hey. Dave, listen up, please!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“You know what? I got two words for you: dance fight!”-‘Despicable Me 3’, 2017.“Gru: He must have bought them all. Who would want a doll like this?Dru: Ooh, I used to have one of these!”-‘Despicable Me 3’, 2017.“That’s right, baby! Gru’s back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars, the whole deal!”-‘Despicable Me 2’, 2013.“Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something that’s very, very big, very important. When you hear about it, you’re going to be very proud.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. By definition, it cannot be fixed.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“In terms of money, we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won’t.”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.“The recital? I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. I don’t go to little girls’ dance recitals!”-‘Despicable Me’, 2010.
The primary character of the ‘Despicable Me’ franchise is Felonius Gru.
