Are you a fan of ‘Ave Ventura’?‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’ was a great movie that made Jim Carrey more famous. The movie is about a detective who specializes in animals, who starts an investigation about the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.The movie features Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, Courtney Cox as Melissa Robinson, Sean Young as Lt. Lois Einhorn, and Tone Loc as Emilio. It was directed by Tom Shadyac and produced by Warner Bros. Pictures.In the film, Ace Ventura is entrusted with the investigation about the kidnapping of the Miami Dolphins’ mascot, Snowflake, on the eve of the Super Bowl. The coach of the Miami Dolphins football team gives him this responsibility. On Super Bowl Sunday itself, Ace Ventura follows Lois Einhorn to an abandoned yacht in a bid to solve the mystery of the missing Miami Dolphins mascot. There are plenty of interesting scenes in the film, from the gunman scene to the “Yes, Satan” scene, the Ray Finkle scene and many more. If you have seen the film which of these is your favorite?Ace Ventura is a great movie, and therefore lots of quotes from the movie from Warner Bros. Pictures have become household quotes. Everyone knows the popular “All righty then!” ‘Ace Ventura’ line, but let’s see how many more quotes you remember from the 1994 investigation movie that threw Jim Carrey into stardom! Here we have some exciting ‘Ace Ventura’ quotes that you can read with your family and friends to bring back memories of the movie, and if you are looking for more quotes, check out these ‘The Mask’ quotes and Jim Carrey quotes.The Best Movie Quotes From ‘Ace Ventura’All ‘Ace Ventura’ quotes are really good but some of them have stuck with us for years. Let’s see if you remember those quotes that will make you watch a particular ‘Ace Ventura’ scene over and over again. We have carefully selected the best ‘Ace Ventura’ quotes from the movie. So, fans of the movies should keep reading to find some interesting ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’ quotes.1. “That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.2. “Ace Ventura: Alrighty then. I have a package for you.Neighbor: Sounds broken.Ace Ventura: Most likely sir, I’ll bet it was something nice though.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.3. “Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.Ace Ventura: I just can’t do it, captain, I don’t have the power!”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.4. “Ronald Camp: Who is he, a friend?Melissa Robinson: No, this is - this is my date. He’s a lawyer.Ronald Camp: Well, does he have a name, or should I call him a lawyer?Melissa Robinson: No, this is Ace. Um, Tom Ace.Ace Ventura: Tom Ace. A pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.5. “Ronald Camp: I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. I’ll have the plumbing checked immediately.Ace Ventura: Be sure that you do! If I’d been drinking out of the toilet, I might’ve been killed!”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.6. “Ace Ventura: Don’t kill me! Please! I’ll never tell anyone, I swear… He’s the one you want! Kill him!Dan Marino: No, kill him! He’s the detective!Ace Ventura: No, kill him! He held the ball wrong, remember! Come on, look at the guy!”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.7. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.8. “Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle… and a clean pair of shorts.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.9. “Melissa Robinson: You know, you are just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn’t work out and you don’t know how to express your anger.Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you are ugly.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.10. “Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle?Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds two NCAA Division One records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname “The Mule”, the first and only pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.11. “Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those “Hard Copy” guys?Ace Ventura: No Sir, I’m just a very big Finkle fan, This is my Graceland.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.12. “Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.13. “This is double-paned soundproof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.14. “Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.15. “Ace Ventura: Wow, Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him.Mr. Finkle: Ray ain’t coming home.Ace Ventura: But your wife said you expect him home any minute.Mr. Finkle: She expects him home any minute, see the engine’s running but there’s nobody behind the wheel.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.16. “Melissa Robinson: I swear if you do anything to embarrass me this evening…Ace Ventura: What? Like this? Good evening, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc this evening? Aaall righty, then.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.17. “Goodnight, everybody! You’ve been a wonderful audience! I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.18. “Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois Einhorn, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.19. “Einskit Velvet, I am a trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. For seven years I have trained the dolphin. Why do you want to talk to the dolphin?… To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating…”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.20. “Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.Funny ‘Ace Ventura’ Movie Quotes’Ace Ventura’ is popular among fans of the movies thanks to goofy detective Ace, played by Jim Carrey. But he is not the only funny character, Lois Einhorn (played by Sean Young) and Mr Shickadance have some funny lines of their own too! The movie is pure comedy and it has some really funny quotes that will make you laugh hard. How many of the funny quotes from ‘Ace Ventura’ can you remember? Let’s see some of them from Mr Shickadance, Ace Ventura, Lois Einhorn and more below. If you are someone who loves the movies, you will hopefully laugh out loud at these movie quotes!21. “How would you like me to make your life a living hell,”- Lois Einhorn, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.22. “My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken… if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be…”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.23. “Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura… you owe me rent.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.24. “Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.25. “Melissa Robinson: I’m really going out on a limb here, Ventura. Camp’s social events are strictly A-list.Ace Ventura: Gee, Chuck. The date started off good, but just before we got to the party, she seemed to tense up!”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.26. “Captain’s Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the… nearest decimal point. We’ve… traveled back in time to save an ancient species from… total annihilation. So far… no… signs of aquatic life, but I’m going to find it.”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.27. “Whew… now I feel better. ‘Course, that might not do any good; you see nobody’s missing a porpoise. It’s a dolphin that’s been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth, and a triangular thoracic fin, while the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus, has an elongated beak, round cone-shaped teeth, and a serrated dorsal appendage…”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.28. “Ace Ventura: Idiot!Swoop: What?Ace: You realize what’ve you just done? You just cost me twenty-five grand, Polly.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.29. “Fulton: My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I’m looking for an Ace Ventura.Lama: No man here carries with him a label.Fulton: What? Oh, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he’s an American.Lama: We are all children of the same life force.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.30. “Cadby: Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?Ace Ventura: Of course not. This is a lovely room of death. Take care now, bye-bye then.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.31. “Ace Ventura: Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know. We should head back now.Fulton: Don’t you think you should investigate?Ace Ventura: There’s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.Fulton: But I thought you said…Ace Ventura: It’s dark! I could fall into a precipice!Ouda: Here! Take this.Ace Ventura: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.32. “Ace Ventura: Not to worry; Ouda is probably going for help right now.Ouda: Hello, Ace! They find me! No sweat!Ace Ventura: Don’t beat yourself up.”- ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.35. “It’s alive. It’s alive!”- Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’.Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for an ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’ quotes, then why not take a look at these [’90s quotes] or ‘The Grinch’ quotes for more?
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